chiptease


when you buy a bag of chips thinking that it will be full of chips but when you open the bag it’s barely full.
i bought a bag of chips out of the vending machine and there was only 5 chips in the bag, what a chiptease!
walkers crisps
they’re such a chiptease, those things -tuts-

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