chitanium


an inferior metal used to make everyday objects.
anything made of metal that continually breaks under normal usage must be made of chitanium.
refers to just about any type of metal produced in china,
yet seems to have only a fraction of the strength of the equivalent metal produced in the u.s., j-pan, ect.

items produced with chitanium tend to break, wear out,
or otherwise fail with amazingly little use or effort.
“that chinese made ratchet just snapped
trying to tighten a valve cover bolt!
must be of chitanium…”

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