Chivette
a shallow, brainless, self-obsessed sl-t who thinks she is better than you.
that chivette was taking duckface selfies in the mirror.
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a chivette is a female that is such an attention wh-r- she will pose nearly nude in several suggestive ways and post the pictures on thechive.com so people will argue over how s-xy she is in the comment sections such as that of the dar.
she will typically have a low level job, make stupid duckfaces, and have several trendy tattoos. also, her bedroom, where she takes her pictures, will be a mess.
craig: “did you see #35 on today’s dar?”
phil: “sure did! that chivette looked like sasha grey with that -ss except she doesn’t get paid like a p-rnstar!”
craig: “chive on!”
a chivette is a female who recognizes the awesomeness that is the chive.
she… frequents thechive.com.
occasionally submits pictures of herself looking s-xy
knows and loves dar.
takes joy in witnessing the epic fails of others.
is the perfect woman.
that chivette is dead s-xy, the chive needs to find her!
a female who is a regular reader of thechive.com, is familiar with the dar, dma and the other awesomeness that is thechive.com. known for being laid back, able to keep calm, have a good time and enjoy the more awesome things in life mixed with randomness and the occasional motivational poster. is comfortable with her s-xuality and usually willing to share photographs of herself for hump day, the dar, dma, or just for the simple sake of sharing stress-relieving and s-xy imagery with the other chivers.
generally recognized as being part of a larger whole that is the chiver community, will welcome other chivers into their life for at least the length of a photo or a beer.
always responds to a call of “chive on!”
i thought that girl was amazing when i first met her, right up until i found out she was a chivette. now i know she’s perfect.
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