Chiwenie


another word for small p-n-s
girl: omg did you see his chiwenie?
friend: oh yea its super cute
a type of dog; a mixed breed between a chihuahua and a dachshund (weiner dog) it tends to look more like a chihuahua than a dachshund.
example 1:

boy: “happy birthday! here’s your present.”
girl: -opens present- “is this… did you really… get me a chiwenie?”
boy: “yes i did.”
girl: “i love you!”

example 2:
dude 1: “yo, did you see that chiwenie at the pet shop yesterday?”
dude 2: “yeah! but it’s already gone. it was so cute and irresistable!”

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