chizznut


n: a special type of nut that is dipped in a “chocolatey” substance and covered in chopped up walnuts. it is then put in ground for 107 days. after that, you mix peanut b-tter, fluff, mayo, ketchup, mustard, cow lard, a rare marine platypus urine, dead flowers, toenails, spam, and paper to a creamy substance and fill the nut with the batter. leave in fridge for 2000000000000000.12475894 years. after that process, put a cherry on top.

-for extra flavor add a bit of spray cheese and spray b-tter.
i ate a delightful chizznut for breakfast this morning.

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