choat


the area of skin between the b-llsack and -sshole. also known as grundle, taint, derf, nacho, or gooch. not to be confused with chode, a p-n-s wider than it is long.
i put a pellet gun to amy’s ear and forced her to lick my chote. i had a very powerful j-sm.
clothing worn from the waist to the top of the knee, or half of a pair of painsh
“i got my nutz in deez choats.”
old anglo saxon thane’s name
h-llo sir choat how are you on this fine day?
vomit that is so thick it makes a pile rather than a puddle
i nearly chiked to death on my own choat after visiting denny’s on the way home from the concert.
baby pig,
could be used to describe a somewhat person
shut up choat!
past tense of cheat
the boy choat on his exam.

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