Chobanied
when the bus driver beats the sh-t out of the freshman who spills his chobani yogurt all over the bus… everywhere
look at this incompetent fool getting chobanied because he was hungry, -snickers
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a condition where the v-g-n- becomes too hot for a long period of time, resulting in a moist v-g-n-. “how was work, jenna?” “it was hot today, i’ve got a clammy clam.”
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like a regular hoe, only this hoe thinks they are better than the other hoes & so acts like she’s above them. that conceited hoe won’t talk to the rest of us because she thinks she’s better… why?? just because she sucked to d-cks at once last night
- Congo Kayak
when you are innocently 69-ing a girl in the shower and right before you come, you violently slam her head into the ground, otherwise known as a tombstone, letting the load slide down her body. dude the other day i congo kayak’d this b-tch from work. that’ll show my boss i want a promotion.
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when an older man (usually a cub scout leader) intentionally rubs up against a young boy for pleasure. i only volunteered for this position so i could get my cub rub on.
- cumming on a rock
when your completely out of options and you spill your c-m on a rock. with the intent of covering it, then writing your name in it with your c-ck. your so dumb, you dad should have been c-mming on a rock instead of your moms fat p-ssy