Choc Board
this is a type of s-xual innuendo joke such as the dirty sanchez or the blumpkin. this one requires the work of two ppl, usually a female and then a male. the female has to eat some beans, mexican food, or anything that will give her diarrhea. then you must find a nice diner with a full gl-ss window where people are seated to eat. the girl then drops her pants and pushes her b-tt against the gl-ss and sprays diarrhea all over the gl-ss. the male follows up by writing disgusting messages in the poo with his p-ck-r for the diners inside, thus you’ve created a choc board.
person 1: “so what did you do to those -ssholes that entered that diner?”
person 2: “o, well i told them what was up on the choc board”.
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