chocatanque


a huge bowel movement big enough to practically make your plumbing or septic tank crash. it is the combination of the spanish words choca – which means “hit” or “crash” – and the word tanque – which means “tank.” pr-nounced “cho-cah-tohn-keh”
“after thanksgiving dinner, i had to go to the bathroom and drop a big ol’ chocatanque.”

“dude took a chocatanque so big that they had to call roto-rooter to fix the plumbing.”

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