choch-block
female equivalent of c-ck block. when a girl tries to prevent another girl from getting laid. either a drunk biddie that doesn’t know any better or just a trashbag that’s jealous of you.
person a – “hey, what are you two doing out here all alone? i’m just gonna hangout with you all night!”
next morning:
person a – “so how did everything go with harold last night?”
person b – “nothing happened because you wouldn’t leave us alone”
person a – “oh sh-t, i choch-blocked you didn’t i?”
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