Chocolate Banana Surprise
coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the s-xual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. to effectively acheive the “chocolate banana surprise” both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.
dude, i was d-gg-n’ my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her b-tt… that was the best chocolate banana surprise ever! i bet her balloon-knot is sore today!
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