chocolate biscotti and bacon


1.a chocolate flavored italian cookie followed by a slice of fried pork
2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously s-xually deviant, but really has no meaning.
1. what i just ate which was really quite delicious
2. you wanna come over later? i’ll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you’d like that wouldn’t you? in return, i expect a full portugese breakfast.

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