chocolate buttoned
when your girlfriend is asleep, you put cadbury’s chocolate b-ttons in her -ss crack, as the night wears on the chocolate b-ttons melt, thus upon awakening the poor bint thinks she’s shat herself during the night
“oh my god, i think i’ve had an accident during the night…….i’m so embarrased”
“hahahahahahaha, you just got chocolate b-ttoned, b-tch!!!!!”
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