chocolate cannon ball
after sp-ce docking with a chick, you screw her abnormally hard in a position of your choosing. if you lasted more than a meager 5 minutes, the chick should be able to muster up a pretty nice quief. the t-rd which was loaded through the sp-ce docking procedure mentioned earlier, should be launched from her v-g-n- like a cannon ball, just squishier. to achieve greater distance, you must “go the distance.”
after i nailed the b-tch, i was almost nailed by a chocolate cannon ball.
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