Chocolate Chest
the act of female defecation on the chest of one, uncle alan “chocolate chest.” often accompanied by a plexi-gl-ss board to ease clean-up.
“i would totally let a girl give me a chocolate chest if i get to sleep with her after and she is the hottest girl i have ever seen… or that girl “vomit bag.”
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