chocolate cotton balls
regular cotton b-lls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. then you serve them to guests. you don’t know that you’re eating something so nasty till it’s too late.
rusty’s mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband’s death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton b-lls as his own contribution to the family candy.
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