chocolate covered coffee bean
when a dude lies on his back underneath a gl-ss table and a girl sits on the gl-ss table with her b-tt cheeeks pressed to the gl-ss table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the gl-ss table.
at starbucks the other day i asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. the barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and p–p out the ham while i watched from below. def got a semi.
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