Chocolate Covered Strawberry
a black woman’s v-g-n-
eh yo, lashawndra, let me nibble on dat chocolate covered strawberry!
noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has ‘an accident’ and sh-t themselves unmercifully. the result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.
“did you see that chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?”
“that chach. what are you going to do?”
“i’m going to make him eat a chocolate covered strawberry. then we’ll be even steven.”
when a man has v-g-n-l intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his p-n-s off, continues to have -n-l s-x.
dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a chocolate covered strawberry this morning.
the act of pulling out a girls tampon with your teeth, dropping it in her mouth, making out and swapping it back into your mouth then proceeding to swallow it and p–p it out. you now have a chocolate covered strawberry to put in her mouth.
i had to pay the prost-tute extra to give her a chocolate covered strawberry.
my -sshole hurts from making my girl a chocolate covered strawberry.
jamming you tongue so far in his/hers -ss for long period of time,that by the time you pull it out it is swelled and covered in sh-t two thirds the way up.thus resembling a chocolate covered strawberry.
when i was with this girl last night i had my tongue in her -ss so long that when i pulled it out it looked like a chocolate covered strawberry.
what a redhead becomes when you j-zz on her face.
“dude totally had my chocolate covered strawberry on her knees last night. it was awesome”
“nice man.”
-high five-
when you put a strawberry up someone’s b-tt and get some p–p on it. then you have to eat the sh-tcovered strawberry.
kayla: “aw, man. that sucks.”
sabrina: “what?”
kayla: “tre just texted me and told me he gave my dad a chocolate covered strawberry.”
kayla’s dad: “tre, can i have a chocolate covered strawberry again?”
tre: “okay, but promise you didn’t eat corn the other day?”
kayla’s dad: “okay, i promise.” -thinks: i did eat corn. hahahaha. i like to watch him eat the corn.-
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