Chocolate Creampie

when you j-zz in someone’s -n-l sphincter
one time when i was drunk, my girlfriend begged for a chocolate creampie. she loved it.
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when a man is having -n-l s-x with a partner and -j-c-l-t-s in the -n-s prior to pulling out.
the royals gave the yankees the ol “chocolate creampie” by winning the baseball game 11-5.
derived from the word “creampie”, it is the act of penetrating and -j-c-l-t-ng in an unsanitary p–p-hole.
after i came inside his b-tthole i noticed my d-ck was smothered with greasy diarrhea; thanks to taco bell, i had experienced my first “chocolate creampie”.
jerking off in the bathroom while taking a sh-t
i just had a nice chocolate cream pie in the bathroom.
when a male defecates on a females face and then -j-c-l-t-s on top of it!
shannon wanted dessert, so freddy gave her a juicy chocolate cream pie.
during s-x, the man will have a mouthfull of chocolate milk in his mouth but doesnt swallow it. he then blows the chocolate milk up the girls -ss. (this is all done after having -n-l s-x and c-mmung in her -ss) the girl will then hold the chocolate milk in her -ss for exactly 5 minutes, then sh-t it into a gl-ss, (it will be a chocoltate milk, sh-t, c-m mixture) then you both partake in drinking it.
john-last night i gave my gf a chocolate cream pie, she had mad cramps after that.

joe-did it at least taste good?

john-not realy, but it sure was hot
a s-xual act in which a male partner is having s-xual intercourse within his lovers -ss hole. the man then -j-c-l-t-s within the -ss hole fully releasing all his sperm and then pulls out. the man then puts two fingers in the recently c-mmed in -ss hole and pulls out a glob of the recently created mixture of c-m and poo. he then takes the mixture and directs it towards the woman’s face and thwaps it on her mouth/face. the poo and c-m create a mixture that easily render that of chocolate cream, hence the expression, “chocolate cream pie.”
oh man, last night i gave my woman some of my special homemade chocolate cream pie. she then slapped me so i forced to the ground and c-ck slapped her. we hugged.