Chocolate Cufflink
the byproduct of a careless wipe. after having a sh-t, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear sh-t on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your -ss.
evan: dude, was that a good sh-t or what?
art: how’d you know i just dumped a load?
evan: you’ve got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you’re right arm. go change your shirt!
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