Chocolate Cupcake
the act of inserting the head of one’s p-n-s into another person’s -n-s and then pulling it out with fecal matter.
randall will no longer perform -n-l s-x on his girlfriend after pulling out a chocolate cupcake the other night.
the atmosphere is heady, and the lover heads south to demonstrate his c-nn-l-ng-s skills. after several moments of bliss, the woman cries “im gonna c-m, please don’t stop, please!” upon the woman’s plea, the lover burries his face frantically and at that moment, just as he expects his woman to c-m, she “sharts” in his face.
dude, i was eating this girl out and i totally thought i was about to make her c-m, and then she sharted in my face and said “eat that chocolate cupcake”
he was such being such an -sshole to me, so gave him a chocolate cupcake
when a man takes a sh-t in a girls mouth and lets the girl suck his d-ck with sh-t in her mouth
he was having fun but he wanted more kinky sh-t….a chocolate cupcake
when s-m-n is placed on a partners dirty b-ttcrack and then licked off.
“yo did you hear? joey just had like a bakers dozen of chocolate cupcakes last night”
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