chocolate fever


when a man obsessed by the chocolate women enters the stages of fever.
particularly common amongst big hairy swedes.
see also angus, angry angus, booka, chat, cubano
angus the bavarian saw a hot black girl in spearmints from the corner of his eye.
immediately he jumped from his seat, pulled his wallet from his pocket, grabbed her and her chocolate sister and gave them copious amounts of money to disrobe in his presence. whilst smoking a cubano.
the chocolate fever had set in.
where a white guy’s got the hots for black women. he wants to f-ck all he can.
john’s got chocolate fever.
when a girl/guy is obsessed/attracted to black people
that guy is so fine i think i got chocolate fever.
once a month, a female will get cravings for chocolatey sweets. this will cause her to become cranky, or even enraged to the point of being a total b-tch. more commonly known as pms.
man1 “what’s her problem?”

man2 “she’s got chocolate fever…”
chocolate fever: the rising phenomenon of white, and lighter-skinned black men specifically going for beautiful, s-xy, dark-skinned, strong, confident, natural-haired, chocolate skinned g-ddesses.
man, i gats to get me some of that motherland royalty! – that s-xy, dark chocolate skin has given me a serious case of chocolate fever!

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