chocolate foot
1. a person’s less dominant foot which comes to light in sporting activities such as soccer where a right footed player takes a shot with his left foot and misses wildly
2. a gathering place for cyclists who have lacked adequate male attention in their formative years and subsequently strive for male acceptance by making feeble jokes jokes about -n-l s-x and h-m-s-xual experiences
1. beckham hit the ball with his chocolate foot and it ended up in the carpark
2. i was going to make a post on chocolatefoot about the crack in my demo frame but the latent h-m-s-xual behaviour on there is more than elton john could cope with
the act of forcefully sticking ones foot up anothers -ss repeatedly.
bill – “hey how was your date with julie?”
jim – “it was good until she gave me the chocolate foot.”
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