Chocolate Husband


a denizen of the luxembourg region, often originating from belgium. expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.

often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.
“hey girl, i heard you’re back on the market?”

“no, i got me a chocolate husband!”

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