chocolate lady


1. a h-rny middle aged woman who unabashedly verbalizes her fantasies about youger men, often with a fran drescher- like intonation, named for the almost universal adoration and overconsumption of chocolate these women exhibit

2. anyone who exhibits characteristics of a chocolate lady
chocolote lady: mmmm! that bo bice has such a tight little -ss!

observer: chocolate lady, three o’clock.

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