chocolate-log face
n. one who “has feces for a face”, but encoded so children and/or significant-others won’t know you just said, “sh-t-face”.
“what?! you’re asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!
you are such an effing chocolate-log face!!!”
(a variant, “choc-logged”, can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. for example:
“dude…yeah!
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