Chocolate model
the models that “eat” the chocolate in the chocolate commercials while “eating” gracefully and still maintaining white teeth.
linda: ugh i hate that chocolate model.
emilia: no linda you don’t hate her, you just want to be a chocolate model
jack: dayumm look at that model!
sam: she’s a chocolate model, jack, you will never have a chance with her.
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