Chocolate Moose
when a man a woman are having s-x and they stop. the man -j-c-l-t-s all over the girls face and smears it in. then he sh-ts in his hands and smears the sh-t and s-m-n into a chocolatey con”c-ck”sion… you have completed a chocolate moose.. to dispose properly the man must now lick it all off of her face…
ryan chocolate moosed madeline.
when a partner gets a chocolate enima and p–ps it into a pretty gl-ss and the other partner swallows whipped cream and throws it up as a topper to the gl-ss and as they gaze into each others eyes arms linked together with spoons they eat their disgustingly yummy dessert!
im so glad we decicded to make dessert together!
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