chocolate pancake
a man takes a large sh-t on a woman’s chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). optional: syrup can be added to the pancake by p-ssing all over the now flattend sh-t.
this activity is best done in someone else’s bedroom.
dude, i executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! and since i’d be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!
1 more definition
to fill a woman’s -ss with syrup then the man sucks it out. the man just might eat a couple of chocolate chips in the process.
guy 1: dang, that girl has a nice -ss!
guy 2:i know, i would love to give her a chocolate pancake.
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