chocolate periscope
when you take a giant dump and it’s so big that the log sticks up out of the water like a chocolate periscope.
dude come here i wanna show you my chocolate periscope!
what? nooo dude i’m not into men!
no you dork its in the toilet, check it out…
duuuude that’s awesome!!
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