Chocolate Platypus


the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie

the cake is a lie
the chocolate platypus said “the cake is a lie!!!!!”

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