Chocolate Rape Cookie
the result of mixing delicious chocolate chip cookies and date-rape drugs.
guy 1: hey, i heard kristen’s gonna be at that party.
guy 2: oh yeah? are you gonna ask her out?
guy 1: don’t need to, i’ve prepared some chocolate rape cookies.
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