Chocolate River
a common nickname for the peticodiac river in new brunswick, canada. it is so called because it is a tidal river and the strong tidal action causes mud to get dredged up which gives the river a brown hue.
the city of dieppe has recently used the name on an official building, the chocolate river conservatory.
“the tidal bore seems a bit stronger since they opened the causeway gates, but i don’t think the old chocolate river will ever fully recover.”
1: w-lly wonka’s magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the wonka factory.
2: your r-ct-m
1: (augustus) “hmmmmm chocolate!!!!”
2: “mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my -sshole into a chocolate river!”
the chocolate river involves a girl eating a m-ss amount of taco bell, and then having v-g-n-l s-x from behind. during which she suprises him by unloading all of her diarrea onto the mans stomach, hips, and of course his genitals, making a sort of river from her -n-s.
“after giving my girlfriend the dirty sanchez she got her revenge with a chocolate river!”
whenever -n-l occurs & the one recieving has to take a sh-t, and as soon as p-n-s is removed a mixture of s-m-n & sh-t flow at a rapid rate out of their -ss
after i pulled out i saw the chocolate river
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