chocolate samurai


–meaning angry slant-eye wielding a doo-doo weapon

–this fatality is accomplished during s-xual gymnastics, when a man is penetrating the woman from behind and fists her puckered brown eye. the man then pulls his hand out, rigidly straightens his arm and hand (to look like a samurai sword), flips the woman over so she is facing him, and draws back and slaps her in the chest (as if hitting her with a sword).
when kyoko disgraced her family, her father disciplined her humiliating her with a chocolate samurai

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