Chocolate soft serve
a guy sits underneath a chicks -sshole as she is about to let out a slimy sh-t like a soft serve dispenser. you pull her arm down as she sh-ts like its dispensing ice cream into your mouth. she then gets a spoon and eats it out of your mouth.
hey honey want desert?
yeah i’m thinking chocolate soft serve.
sweet me too.
when a man or woman sh-ts into their partner’s mouth and then proceeds to tickle their partner to cause them to laugh forcing the sh-t through their nasal cavities and shoot out of their nose, thus creating the effect of a chocolate soft serve ice cream machine.
my girl wanted some desert so i gave her some chocolate soft serve.
when you moon someone and drop a duece.
“dang, you … i sidled up to that b–tch and gave him a taste of the ol’ chocolate soft serve!”
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