chocolate stamping
what animals do when they rub or place their dirty b-ttholes on things leaving something that resembles a stamp made our of their rear chocolate. a perfect examples are dogs who have exposed b-ttholes like pugs and they like to sit or lay and they move later leave a chocolate stamp behind.
my dog monk loves to sit on me but he backs his b-tt up on you and one of these days im sure im going to get a chocolate stamping on my clothes.
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