chocolate surprise
when you are having -n-l with a girl, and she gets sh-t on your d-ck. so you pull a “slip” shove it in her p-ssy real quick to get the sh-t off. then finish the -n-l. so next time she goes to check out her v-g-n-, she’ll find a chocolate surprise.
did you hear that b-tch scream? must be a chocolate surprise.
when one inserts m&m’s into her v-g-n-, -ssuming her lover is going to go down on her very shortly after.
melts in your c-nt, not in your hand.
having diarrhea in a girls v-g-n- then eating it out
nick gave his dream girl, eryn, a chocolate surprise
a girl puts a bananna in her p-ssy(cut in half) and smothers her p-ssy in chocolate syrup, then you eat her out and while eating the bananna.(you can also do this with strawbery syrup)
i heard darius tried to give his girlfriend a chocolate surprise but he said it tasted more like fish then bananna
my girl was screaming bl–dy murder last night when i was giving her a chocolate surprise
its when you are behind a male, you take your thumb, and stick it within his b-m, then you use your other fingers, to manipulate his b-lls, in a way that is most pleasurable
hey man, would you care for a chocolate surprise?
when one excretes their own feces into the mouth of another, much like eating a chocolate bar, or warm chocolate ice cream
when the b-tch wouldn’t suck me off, i gave her a chocolate surprise!
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