chocolate tattoo



the benevolent act of wiping your dirty -n-l hole on the face of an unsuspecting, p-ssed out drunk person, usually a friend. this is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. a chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person’s clothing if your sh-t won’t adhere to the face.
i got off easy last night. the chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn’t find me.

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