Chocolate Toothbrush
a common act between gay males, when one man’s r-ct-m is full of sh-t the other pummels his -n-s with his d-ck, thus getting it covered in chocolate. the first man then kneels down and brushes his teeth with his new chocolate tooth brush
elliott: d-mn man i forgot to bring my toothbrush to this man only sleepover
robbie: dont worry kingy wait till you need to sh-t then i’ll give you a chocolate toothbrush
elliott: thanks mate, i love it when you slam into my -rs-
when you visit your dentist for a ada approved 6-month cleaning only to have him perform -n-l s-x while you are under general anesthesia. the dentist then places his p-n-s into the oral cavity of the patient as he returns from unconsciousness.
i visited my dentist for a 6-month cleaning only to awake from anesthesia with a chocolate toothbrush in my mouth
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