chocolate trombone


whilst partner is behind you they place a finger in the b-m, and the same time reaches round and m-st-rb-t-s the male p-n-s.
laura put a finger up davies b-m and took hold of his p-n-s. she then simentously slide finger in and out whilst pulling his chappy playing the chocolate trombone.

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