Chocolate Unicorn
n. gay act meaning -n-l penetration using a strap-on d-ld- or other falic-like device fixed to ones forehead.
gary bent me over and gave me a chocolate unicorn.
the act of taking a fresh dookie, picking the solid piece up, and smashing it upon the head of an unsuspecting victim.
person 1: did you hear about the party last friday?
person 2: didn’t someone get turned into a chocolate unicorn?
person 1: yeah, it was so funny. they ran out crying.
person 2: i wish someone would do that to me.
person 1: wtf?
accidentally sh-tting on someone’s forehead while sitting on his/her face.
jeff gave annie a chocolate unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn’t get the stink out of her hair for days.
when someone wears a strap-on d-ld- and inserts it into his partners -sshole
one of the best qualities of doing the chocolate unicorn is the amazing view!
when a woman is t-bagging a man, the man sh-ts on her forehead.
since she was kind enough to t-bag me, i turned her into a chocolate unicorn.
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