chocolatecooter


the act of pouring melted chocolate on a girls v-g-n-, waiting for it to dry, then eating her out.
andy: hey jake, i heard u gave lexy a chocolatecooter.

jake: nah, she said she was allergic to chocolate so i just gave her an abe lincoln.

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