Chocopoppysquirrel
n. the name of the process which takes place in the body of a squirrel after given enough chocolate. this process can take up to 3 and a half hours, so if one night you have nothing to do, this is a good way to p-ss the time. the process consists of four steps
1. lose of ability to climb trees.
2. lose of ability to tell the difference between another squirrel and a mailbox.
3. severe seizures.
4. explosion.
a: i have so many bags of leftover chocolate chips, and i dont know what to do with them.
b: well, theres a sh-t load of squirrels in my backyard, wanna ses them have chocopoppysquirrels?
a: h-ll yea!
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