chode jumper
a person is p-ssed out in the reclined position in a reclining chair, due to extreme alcohol and/or mary-jane consumption. a second male subject then strips naked, jumps over the chair, spread eagle, making sure his t-st-cl-s and chode rub against the p-ssed out subject’s face.
“hey bill, go give candies dirty secret a chode jumper”
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