chode mode


a state of conversation when everyone one starts using the word ‘chode’ in every sentence.
ty: you want a load of chode cheese on your bagel?
greg: you like your toast with hot melted chode b-tter?
ty: how about some chode chocolate for that ice cream?
charity: will you f-ckers please get out of chode mode before i kick both your chodes?
the stage before you get it in.
veronicas here, matt’s in chode mode.
chode mode is when you stick your p-n-s out of the peehole of your boxers/briefs, yet still inside of your pants. full chode mode, is when you pull your entire p-n-s and b-lls out of your underwear in the same fashion.
the reason why you are complementing my bulge is because i am in chode mode.
wasting time on distractions. not achieving or learning anything. acting like a self-centered, self-indulged child resisting the transition to adulthood.
i’ve been in chode mode for a solid two years now. well, time to change.
when your w-nker is in such a state that it is shriveled up to the size of a chode.
bro it’s freezing! i’m in total chode mode!
in the mode for chode.
it’s chode mode time, bend over.
when your roommate decides to delete your ff9 saves because you’d rather pay bills than do drugs all day.
f-ck that piece of sh-t and his effort to be responsibility. goin’ full chode-mode on this b-tch.

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