chode muffin


a chode m-ffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.
german made me smell his chode m-ffin.
a baked good, consisting of chode meat, decorated with little chodes (kinda like how a chocolate-chip m-ffin is decorated with chocolate-chips.)
daniel muched down on a chode m-ffin, blissfully.
another name for trevor

see chode

(see trevor!! it’s true!!!!!!)
trevor the chodem-ffin
the s-m-n that trickles down the male’s chode (the area between the testes and the -n-s) after he -j-c-l-t-s. the woman then licks the -j-c-l-t- off his chode. this is known as “chode icing” which, combined with the chode, is known as a chode m-ffin.
1. “oh baby, i want to lick your chode m-ffin.”

2. “b-tch, eat my chode m-ffin!”

3. “oh jimmy, eat my chode m-ffin.” “ok carlito, anything for you, you naughty boy!” -boing- -carlito inserts-
a person that has a chode
you are a fat chode-m-ffin chris
whipping a fat d-ck (tim warchols) in a sandwich and then getting someone to eat the entire thing while a 2nd person c-mmed all over the sandwich, (confusing the person eating it with salad dressing.)
“dude,kochs mom ate the whole chode m-ffin yest-rday!”
a chode m-ffin is your b-lls. it’s your m-ffin looking membrane connected to your chode.
dude i just saw your chode m-ffin.

our teachers chode m-ffin is showing through his pants.

what’s a chode m-ffin? you’re b-lls idiot.

lick my chode m-ffin… f-g-tard.

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