chofa
another term for the super-sized chair-and-half’s sold in furniture stores across the us. somewhere between the size of an armchair and a loveseat. chair + sofa = chofa
billy’s -ss was so fat, he needed to trade his chair in for a chofa.
when a p-n-s (usually a chode) is so big you can sit on it.
gal: i knew my boyfriend had a chode, but i didn’t know it was a chofa!
when a chair makes love to a sofa
jane: “honey, i thought the living room felt empty so i went and got you a chofa for football night!”
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