Choff Monkey
a large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. often extremely douchey.
dude, i literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.
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