Choke Meter


a scale that indicates how close someone is to choking.
then she just got naked. my choke meter was off the roof.

Read Also:

  • heated funkvent

    used to describe a v-g-n-. also can be used to describe a beat-up stank v-g-n-. that girl at the fifth roundtable gives everybody head and her heated funkvent smells like it has been in the garbage sitting in the hot sun for three days.

  • chonan

    a slang term used in mma (mixed martial arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. the term was coined after a j-panese fighter from pride fc named ryo chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down brazilian fighter anderson silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel […]

  • chonking

    western european american english terminology for f–cking, hanging out, person a: what are you up to? person b: just chonking around! chonking (adjective/verb) describes a state in which something is both smelly and sweaty. of course, there are a limited number of applications for this word, most of which are related to the genital area. […]

  • Comber Ontario

    in comber if your not riding your tractor or lawn mower to the beer store, then your with the csh girls 😉 this is such a hick town it’s not even right. these kids can party though, behind the public school. lol “don’t you wish you lived in comber ontario, with those 3 csh girls, […]

  • Comp.card

    also known as a composite card. in the modeling business, a comp. card is a card usually 5×7 or even a page that has a model’s photos on it, measurements, and contact information people really love my comp.card, even though i think i could’ve done better.


Disclaimer: Choke Meter definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.