choke on bacon
a common phrase on southern wisconsin farms used to describe the act of performing oral s-x on a fat and greasy p-n-s.
farmer wilbur entered the house after cutting wood on a hot august day and hollered to mert, “woman come out to the shed and choke on bacon.”
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